Rock The House

Rock The House

Sal Rodriguez

Chris Rock and Kid Rock were sitting on a pair of rocking chairs, eating Pop Rocks, and watching "Third Rock from the Sun." They were getting really bored so Kid Rock changed the channel to wrestling so he could see The Rock in action. All of a sudden a Chevy commercial came on talking about how their trucks are "Like a Rock." Well, not liking commercials much, Chris Rock told Kid Rock to put it on channel 5 because they were showing a movie marathon - Rocky 1 through Rocky 5.

So, Kid Rock said to Chris Rock that he would really like to go to Hard Rock Café and have some vodka on the rocks, because at one time Pamela Anderson rocked his world, but now their relationship was on the rocks. So Chris Rock put on his Rockports and they jumped into Kid Rock's IRoc, they turned up the radio blasting Run-DMC's "King of Rock", and headed over into the city, towards Rockefeller Center, passing by drug dealers selling rocks. On the way to Hard Rock, Chris Rock told Kid Rock about how his people have been in between a rock and a hard place ever since Plymouth Rock, and also that Little Richard, not Elvis Presley, is the real King of Rock and Roll.

Well, Kid Rock and Chris Rock finally arrived at Hard Rock and Kid Rock got his vodka on the rocks, and as Chris Rock sipped a Rolling Rock, Kid Rock started telling him about his rocky road with Pamela. No sooner did Kid Rock finish his story when all of a sudden a huge rock-a-billy, who looked like he had just escaped from the The Rock, and standing about the size of the Rock of Gibraltar, said to Kid Rock that he and Pamela just got back from the Rocky Mountains where he put a big fat rock on her finger. So Kid Rock said to the rock-a-billy that that must be a lie because Pamela was with her friends Raquel and Roxanne, in Arkansas, filming a TV show - somewhere outside Little Rock.

Well the rock-a-billy didn't like that response too much so he grabbed Kid Rock and dragged him out back.

And it was since that night that Kid Rock has been using his new professional name - Pebbles.

Oh yeah, Chris Rock was last seen with a "Rocky The Flying Squirrel" T-shirt, driving Kid Rock's IRoc, and rocking out with some of the players from the Colorado Rockies.

By the way, Pamela Anderson didn't end up with Kid Rock or the rock-a-billy. After a "Rock the Vote" campaign she was spotted at a nightclub with a rocket scientist, and dancing to the song "Planet Rock."